A man came up with a new invention, a vibrating tampon. That way a woman can be at her best when she is at her worst.

What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes? Goes-in-tight!

What does a 72-year-old snatch taste like? Depends...

What's "68"? You do me and I owe you one.

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? Gagged!

How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb? Just one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out!

KY Jelly has jumped on the Millennium bandwagon with the slogan for their new product: "Y2K-Y Jelly : when you want to put four digits where only two could fit before!"

Did you hear about the male prostitute who got leprosy? He did okay until his business fell off.

What did the Indian say when the white man tied his [censored] in a knot? "How come?"

How do you pee off Winnie The Pooh? By sticking your finger in his honey.

What do you call a truckload of vibrators? Toys for twatz

What do you call kinky sex with chocolate? S&M&M.

What's the definition of eternity? The length of time between when YOU come and SHE leaves.

Why do we have Oregasms?How else would we know when to stop?

What do Kodak film have in common with condoms? Both capture the moment.

What's the ultimate in rejection? When you're mastur bating and your hand falls asleep.

Why don't debutantes go to orgies? There'd be too many thank you notes to write.

There's no business like show business, but there's no job like a blowwjob

What do a dilldo and soy beans have in common? They are both used as substitutes for meat.

What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Brothel sprouts.